ATTENTION CURRENT AND FORMER COLLEGE STUDENTS OF TUMBLR.
If your dorms had extended quiet hours during finals week, you’d be doing me a HUGE favor by reblogging this post. My dorm doesn’t have them, and I’m trying to get them. If I can show that extended quiet hours are the norm, my school might be more inclined to enforce a policy.
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.
and we’re closer to Satan
i’ve soiled my pants three times this week